Fake Journal Entry 1: Monster Trucks x Gelato & Stone Cold Steve Austin

Today was phukin wicked ILLmatic! I went to my first Monster Truck race, car crashing derby thingy! I’m talking big ass trucks, madd snap backs and a whole lot of beer. I didn’t drink it thought. Instead I brought Gelato and work a polka dot dress. It was pretty spiffy at that.

There was a huge fight in the crowd. I was about to take the good bite out of my hot dog, next thing you know this lady yelled, “That’s my seat, bitch,” then a bunch of people starting jumping on the other lady. It was like WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker going at it. Speaking of that. I’ll tell you about the WWE fight I went to the other day…crazy! But yeah!

*Note: This is for me if I catch Alzheimer’s or amnesia. I want cool ass memories.