Fake Journal Entry 3: I Ate French Fries in the Center of Paris & Spoke Russian.

Such a beautiful day it was! I woke up promptly to the smell of the most heavenly scented croissants and since I’m only into swine on holidays, I had turkey bacon. So much to do in Paris I didn’t know where to start, so I said why not do something “American in Paris.”

I went to the closest McDonald’s which was located only about a block away from my hotel and bought some FRENCH FRIES.

If you look close enough you see that building to the left, yeah. That’s where I ate at.

P.S. I spoke Russian when I gave my order.