Fake Journal Entry: I Went Bunjee Jumping w/ Chico Debarge & Came Back as a Pirate.

Somehow I even captured the moment. It was warm and sunny had a good breakfast and went running. After a great run to the door I took a step outside, licked my finger and put my finger to the wind. Just the right weather to bunjee jump.

Next thing you know I was strapped up with headphones on and the great tunes of Baby D’s, “Do It.” I jumped and felt the biggest chill ever, just thinking about it makes me feel like I need to eat some chicken noodle soup to warm up.

I came back a pirate. The End.