If I Was 20 in the '90s...

  • My nickname would be Tootie & not Tot.
  • My slang would consist of shorty rock, da buttaz, tru dat tru dat & yo (of course)
  • I would have been on a street team
  • I would have invented Facebook.
  • I would have went to Hard Knock Life Tour (even though it was in the 2000’s)
  • I would have had a Markie Mark & the Funky Bunch poster.
  • My bangs would have been huge.
  • I would have the biggest attitude, just because.
  • I would have madd cassette tapes of radio mixtapes I made.
  • I would have been in Above the Rim and New Jersey Drive.
  • I would have moved to LA in ‘94 just to tell Tupac, Biggie wasn’t trying to beef with him it’s just a misunderstanding.
  • I would have attended Howard University.
  • I would have become a Fly Girl and later a producer and movie director with styling and music score production skills.
  • I would have married Robert Dinero.