No Her Shirt's Not Wrinkled, You're At A Nude Resort. PT. Uno

So a dolo trip to Mexico was much needed. Very spontaneous like my tattoo(shouts to my twin Cuzzo). As we all know there's a crazy lump of snow falling all over the east coast of the United States of America and escaping it was my mission. So I simply Googled: What's the hottest destination in the Western Hemisphere in January. The two options were Mexico and Belize. MY next option was inclusive, I didn't see any in Belize. But I had already been to Mexico last year. Yet, Cabos, nope, but Jaielle & Lindsay's birthday was on the way and we talked about going there.

Then Cancun appeared on my screen. But I don't want to party and be around loud stuff or kids. Wait, it's not Spring break season, I told myself. Eureka...look for a inclusive resort with no children allowed. So I found an "adult" resort. Dope right! Mimosas on deck food on plate! 

Stay Tuned For Part II...ISH GOT REAL :-P