The Day Oprah Didn't Call Me Back...Not Even a VoiceMail.

Was probably the best day of my life! I was number 336 out of 2000. I admit I act on impulse but so what. I have one life and I like doing STUFF…like driving to Atlanta to audition to get my own show on Oprah’s new network.

So I get there six hours before time…and come to find out I was at the wrong location.  I hurried 10 minutes down the road to the real location to find Organized Chaos…so many police and people and a line that look like it was never going to end.  But it was crazy next thing you know I got a wrist band and was told to come back at 3PM to audition.

In conclusion…I sat on my glasses but I did get three new pairs and another jumper.  EYE SEX PROTECTION in FULL EFFECT!

P.S. I felt like i got it because I was so excited…I didn’t get the call back but I walked out a new person…my shyness is gone and I know what I want and don’t like.

Thank you Oprah. I’ll still get my television show:)