Three PM is the New Noon.

I wish my room looked liked this. After cooking salmon and bacon for a midnight dinner my timing is all phuked up. Three PM is the new Noon and 9PM is like snack time. Working on some new shyt for my column because something has to be different. I want you all to put your five senses into play when reading my work. So be on the lookout. 

Matter of fact, I hate when people say be on the lookout like Nah….just do it. So I will say no more and just show, tell and make you hear, smell and touch the new literary works that I will produce.

#EyePissGlitter