Fake Journal Entry: I Went Bunjee Jumping w/ Chico Debarge & Came Back as a Pirate.
Life is Not a Microwave But Can Pepper Spray U in the Face.
I Can't Find the Remote So I Don't Watch Television Anymore.
Tatiana Johnsontelevision, remote, computer, technology, mariah, carey, old people, old, nouns, ny, atl, saturday, travel, bread, emotions
My Fencing Teacher Has a Tattoo Tear Drop & Life is my Mama's Gravy & Rice.
Tatiana Johnsonbeef, bread, first, gravy, mama, tattoo, peppy, chipper, friendly, fun, violence, swords, inception, pretty, girl, girly, blackberry, skirt